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The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev
The weekly newsletter, in diary form. Every issue, in order. Lands in inboxes every Saturday at 11am.
The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev
Issue 5, 14 November 2026: Buy. Swallow. Hope.
Issue 5 of The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev, aged 46¾. In which I learn the secret to a long life isn't...
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Issue 4, 7 November 2026: Same glass. Every day.
Issue 4 of The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev, aged 46¾. In which it is seven weeks until Christmas and I am...
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Issue 3, 31 October 2026: Scarier than Scarefest
Issue 3 of The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev, aged 46¾. In which a drinks menu scares me more than the zombies,...
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Issue 2, 24 October 2026: I used to look six months pregnant by 3pm
Issue 2 of The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev, aged 46¾. In which I discuss my stomach in more detail than anyone...
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Issue 1, 17 October 2026: Against medical advice
Issue 1 of The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev, aged 46¾. In which I start a newsletter, against medical advice.
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